In conversation, when I am describing a large burrito, I often put it in terms of infant size. I usually hold my hands up about a foot apart, then put it up to my stomach to demonstrate how much space a child (or in this case… a burrito) takes up, and then go on to describe me owning the aforementioned burrito. But never have I actually confused a burrito for a child. Apparently Wal-Mart serves plus size burritos! (Probably to make their customers feel at home)
Thanks to Ry-Guy for the link!